fiendishly-nerdy:

if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

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waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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I wish I kissed you so much fucking more. I’m sorry.
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cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

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